I'm not sure that I am entirely ready to buy into the vegetarian lifestyle, let alone the vegan one, but as long as we're talking chickens, United Poultry Concerns clearly has their heart in the right place.
An Oklahoma state senator, apparently realizing that his state has not been the butt of jokes for a while, wishes to bring back cockfighting.
Brilliant idea. I think another good sport would be putting Oklahoma state senators in a ring, two at a time, and telling them that the family of the loser will be killed and eaten at the victory banquet of the winner.
Of course they wouldn't get any choice in the matter, you sentimental fool. Oklahoma state senators don't feel pain like we do.
I'd pay good money to see it.
A man in Suva, Fiji, is being taught to act human after being raised as a chicken.
You can read all about it. B'gwauk.

I first heard about the Chicken Rescue Center when my wife adopted a rooster for me as an anniversary present . . . quite possibly the best anniversary present I’d ever received. The proprietor clearly loves chickens with all his heart, and looks after chickens that have been abused or neglected, especially by battery-farming. It’s good to know that people like this exist in the world.
It is about time someone designed a chicken house that is both stylish and functional. I look forward to seeing the special chicken-architecture issue of Metropolis in the near future.
(Via Boing Boing.)
In today's chicken-related bulletin, we have colored chicks for Easter.