I've started formalizing a lot of Blowfish's customer service policies, and I thought it might be fun to publish them here. Given how lousy so much CS in the world is, it can't hurt.
Today's Topic: We don't say “no.”
Of course, that doesn't mean we always give the customer what they are asking for; that would be insane. It means that we do everything we can not to use the word “no” with a customer, especially in a way that directly contradicts the customer.
Wrong interaction:
Them: “Your web site said that I could return it!”
Us: “No, that's not what the web site says. That item is not returnable.”
Correct interaction:
Them: “Your web site said that I could return it!”
Us: “The description of the item does include a note that says that particular item is not returnable. Is it defective in some way?”
The important points are: