February 01, 2005

Why I hate being in the sex business

Conversation with commercial landlord:

Me: “Hi, I'm calling about the space at 174 Valencia?”

Scumball landlord: “Oh, yes! What were you thinking of putting in here?”

Me: “(describes Blowfish)”

Scumball landlord: (pause) “It's rented, but I have another space at (extremely scary and impossible-to-rent part of town)...”

Me: “Thanks for your time.” *click*

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