An Oklahoma state senator, apparently realizing that his state has not been the butt of jokes for a while, wishes to bring back cockfighting.
Brilliant idea. I think another good sport would be putting Oklahoma state senators in a ring, two at a time, and telling them that the family of the loser will be killed and eaten at the victory banquet of the winner.
Of course they wouldn't get any choice in the matter, you sentimental fool. Oklahoma state senators don't feel pain like we do.
I'd pay good money to see it.
posted 11:50