A helpful tip for porn producers
A valid ID has the following characteristics:
- It was issued by a government agency. (Hint: Blockbuster is not a government agency.)
- It has a photograph of the person on it. (A photograph of a person who is a close relative or who looks vaguely similar does not count.)
- It has the performer's date of birth on it. (If you cannot subtract 18 from the current year to figure out whether or not the performer is legal, you might ask one of the camera people. They have to learn f-stops and complicated stuff like that.)
In case you are still a bit confused, let's be clear that a ripped-apart Social Security card and a check-cashing card are not valid ID. Thank you for your cooperation in keeping us all out of jail.
posted 15:01