May 07, 2004
Louisiana Solves All Problems, Moves On to Fashion
The Louisiana legislature, having apparently solved every single major issue confronting that fine state, has moved on to the pressing problem of saggy pants that expose underwear or asses.
“I don't relish the idea of seeing the beginning of people’s pubic hair,” Westwego City Councilman Glenn Green told the House Criminal Justice Committee on Thursday.
“I don't relish seeing the beginning of the crease of people’s buttocks. And I don’t enjoy watching young men letting their sexual organs show through their red or black silk underwear,” Green said.
“Red or black silk underwear”? It might be just me, but does it not seem that Councilman Green has thought about this to quite a high level of detail?